From Average To Evil Genius Richard Meyer

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From Average To Evil Genius  by  Richard Meyer

From Average To Evil Genius by Richard Meyer
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Everyone is evil on some level. How else can you explain the success of reality TV? If we ignore our moral short comings, the evil in our systems will start to well up and eventually do one of two things. You could explode in an awesome blackMoreEveryone is evil on some level. How else can you explain the success of reality TV? If we ignore our moral short comings, the evil in our systems will start to well up and eventually do one of two things. You could explode in an awesome black fireball thatll amuse everyone nearby.

Or youll projectile vomit evil all over the walls and anyone who happens to be nearby.The vomit is usually a metaphor for killing a hobo. Dont go to jail for murdering a hobo, youre too pretty for jail.So lets learn how to harness our evil! To use that energy to fuel our ambitions to be loved, feared, worshipped, and have statues made of us! Do you think the world can ever get enough bronze statues of ourselves riding a tiger?

NEVER!From Average to Evil Genius will provide you with insights, how-to guides, and warnings for the aspiring and veteran evil genius alike! Is it better to date another evil genius and risk waking up to find your head in a jar or should you just build a million robot wives?

Does an evil genius need a pet shark or can you get by with just dressing up a minion as one?This guide will also help settle some of those nagging questions that have plagued your twisted mind, like what kind of lair should I build?

How can I make my car more evil? How do I raise my children? Do evil geniuses poop?Also included in this guide are a list of weapons and doomsday devices thatll make you the most feared person on the planet! Or the most annoying, depending on how far you want to take the whole world destruction thing.

Are you falling behind in the arms race? Are your minions still swinging around giant sticks (giant sticks not included in this guide)? You better buy this book and find out!Youll also get a chance to see the accomplishments of some of the most evil people in the universe. Thats right, the entire universe! Dont settle for those lame guides that only include villains from earth.

You are throwing away your money if you buy those guides! Learn about the hidden past of Lincoln the government doesnt want you to know. Thats right, The Abraham Lincoln! Also included are Cthulhu, Teachers, and most notably of all: Richard J. Meyer (thats me)!



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